> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5972	Buildings Constructed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2231
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ores Mined:	9424	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	133
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7380	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	78	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4815	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Emeralds Found:	323

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	63	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.