Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 26 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server

    KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

    we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!

    build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?

    join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!

    and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyMissileWars

    CraftyMissileWars
    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • 🍭 LOLLIPOPMC 🍭 1.19.4 – 1.20.2 🍭 GO PUPS 🍭 Minecraft server

    🍭 LOLLIPOPMC 🍭 1.19.4 – 1.20.2 🍭 GO PUPS 🍭 Minecraft server

    A high-quality CIS server with many custom modes and mini-games, a bunch of custom features, a unique resource pack full of hand-drawn menus, icons and models, awesome cosmetics, kind and helpful admins, and an extremely cozy atmosphere!

    The modes that are available to us at the moment:

    ⬤ Survival Vanillium

    ⬤ CandyLands (private RolePlay mode)

    ⬤ Creative+

    ⬤ Team Anarchy

    Mini-games that we currently have available:

    ⬤ SkyWars (Stadard/Arcade/MassBrawl)

    ⬤ BedWars (Solo/Dual/Quad/Duels)

    ⬤MurderGames (Modern)

    ⬤ TNTGames (Standard/Spleef/PvP)

    ⬤ PracticeGames (FreeForAll/Duels/Knockback/CrossBowMan)

    ⬤ BuildingGames (Simple/Advanced/SpeedBuilders)

    ⬤ BridgeBoom (Dual/Quad)

    Modes and mini-games currently in development:

    ⬤ VanilliumMax

    ⬤ ZombieApocalypse

    ⬤ Addition to MurdeGames – Classic, DeadByDaylight

    ⬤ Addition to TNTGames – TNTWars

    ⬤ Addition to PracticeGames – UltraHardCore

    ⬤Tower Defense

    ⬤ Parkour

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BadWolfMC: Where the wolves are badly behaved and the players are even worse!

    BadWolfMC: Where the wolves are badly behaved and the players are even worse!

    IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

    Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

    Are you tired of the chaos and drama often found in Minecraft servers? If you’re seeking a laid-back, adult-friendly space to express your creativity and enjoy the game without distractions, look no further. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

    Why Choose BadWolfMC?

    BadWolfMC stands out as a unique server environment designed to enhance your Minecraft experience. Our server is an oasis away from drama and a space to unwind, have a little fun, and get creative. Here’s what sets us apart:

    Features Description
    Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Join a network crafted to be a welcoming, drama-free space. Our members come from all walks of life, making our community diverse and inclusive.
    Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Enjoy a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a few carefully selected plugins that add fun without detracting from the core gameplay.
    Impeccable Performance Our state-of-the-art hardware, hosted on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone, ensures superior stability and performance worldwide.
    Java-Bedrock Crossplay Whether you’re on a computer, console, or mobile device, our server allows seamless Java-Bedrock crossplay, enabling you to connect and play from any device.
    Engaging Events and Activities Stay entertained with recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. Explore dungeons, quests, and vaults filled with unique prizes.

    Join the Best Online Community

    At BadWolfMC, we take pride in being reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List. Our greylisted server allows guests to log in and explore, with build permissions granted upon application approval.

    Get Started Today!

    Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today!

    General Server Rules

    • All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
    • No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited.
    • No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed.
    • No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
    • Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server

    Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready to meet Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will rule over our pixelated world with unhinged rants and mad skills! She started off as a humble osu! player, but now she’s a VTuber who can sing, play games, and collab with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the madness unfold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, a Twitch channel, a YouTube page, a TikTok account, and even her own music and clips! Want to learn more about AI? She’s got you covered with educational videos and reading materials. And if you’re really serious about diving into the world of AI, she’s got resources for that too.

    Don’t miss out on the VODs, the LoRA archive, and the exclusive merch! This server is like no other, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows, maybe Neuro-sama will even teach you how to build a redstone contraption that sings her favorite tunes!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

    PlatonicPalsGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

    Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

    Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

    So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

    ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Players Killed by Monsters: 8095
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice
    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9517 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY