Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who were just minding their own business, building their little huts and farming their crops. But then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned in the middle of their village and started laying explosive eggs everywhere! Chaos ensued as the players scrambled to avoid getting blown up by the chicken’s deadly eggs.

But that’s not all, oh no. In this server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your friend. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and see just how far you can go in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend that explosive chicken along the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Potions Brewed: 179
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6469 Farms Harvested: 239
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Villages Defended: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 476
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Zombie Dances: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 114

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Dimension Hops: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Star Shards Collected: 118
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1228 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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