FantasyManiac Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate destination for fulfilling all your wildest fantasies! Picture this: you’re riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, wielding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of cooked fish. Or how about teaming up with your fellow players to build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky and drops you into a pool of lava? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We also have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is transformed into a giant explosion-filled playground. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Diamond Disco” parties where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Chatterbox Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, chatterbox, Communication, communication skills, Conversation, Crafty, daily conversations, dialogue, human interaction, Interaction, Language Model, language processing, Large, machine learning, majority, Natural Language Processing, Server, Simple, Speech, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	802	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
New Chunks Explored:	401340	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

hEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! 🎉🐷🚀

Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

BLOCK, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, CancerCraft, Cell, cell biology, cell invasion, cell mechanics, cell migration, cell multiplication, Cell Proliferation, Cell signaling, cell stiffness, cell transformation, new treatments, Nucleus, oncology, research, stiffening of cell environment, tumor growth, Yap, Yes-associated protein

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, building, Earth, Economy, Food, Immersive Engineering, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, muskets, PvP, Resources, Server, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies, WIN, workers, Year 1836

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Meteorites Collected:	1

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Links	Modlist Dynmap Minecraft Server IP Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Bismarck Minecraft Server?	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics.
What are some server features?	Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more.
Where can I find the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server.

Clone Sharpshooter’s Domain 1.21.4

1.21.4, Action Figure, Army, battle, CLONE, Clone Sharpshooter, clone trooper, collectible, Domain, fictional character, Galactic, long range, marksman, Precision, Sci Fi, Sharpshooter, sharpshooters, sniper, Soldier, Star Wars, Target, Toy, weapon

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	144

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Clone Sharpshooters shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?

It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!

So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!

Minecraft SMP /ksg/ Katawa Shoujo General

#pantsu, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Katawa Figurines, Anon’s Sprites, Backup KS Download, Christmas edition, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Font Rip, general, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, katawa, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KS Alpha, KS fanfics, KSG, KSG FAQ, KSG Map, Master Pastebin, Miki Route, Minecraft, Official Website, PRESENT, QoTT, Shoujo, smp, Steam page, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, Where Are 4LS Now

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the routes in Katawa Shoujo.

Looking for a present for your katawa? Look no further, because on this server, you can gift them the most outrageous and hilarious items you can think of. From diamond swords to enchanted golden apples, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Miki Route hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and date Suzu or Hisao in the game? Only the most daring players will uncover the truth!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our custom Katawa Crash mini-game? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and obstacles that will test your skills and patience like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop laughing (or crying) as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Katawa Shoujo and Minecraft, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and be a part of our crazy community today!

StepDadSavageFamWars

bbq, bodyshaming, Boundaries, cutting contact, family disrespect, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling like nobody, gift exchange, Outsider, seeking validation, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, step dad, step dad’s mother, step dad’s side, StepDadSavageFamWars, teenage struggles, weight comments

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6404
Animals Bred:	97	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of feeling like an outsider in your own family? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a new, crazy, and welcoming community! We don’t care if you’re blood-related or not, as long as you bring your building skills and sense of humor to the table.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!

Crafty911Mishap

911, accident, ambulance, Crafty911Mishap, Crisis, dispatcher, emergency, emergency assistance, emergency call, emergency dispatch, emergency protocol, emergency response, emergency services, emergency situation, Fire department, first responders, Help, law enforcement, medical emergency, Panic, Police

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Ever called 911 and ended up in a Minecraft server instead? Well, that’s exactly what happens on our server! Join us for a wild ride where emergency calls lead to epic adventures in blocky worlds. Forget police and firefighters, we’ve got creepers and zombies to deal with! So next time you need help, just dial 911 and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, cheating allowed, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, European, finland, Grief Rollbacks, Hardware, intel, low latency, MinecraftOffline, Network, Performance, PvP, Raiding, RAM, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, SSD, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

MinecraftOffline Server Overview

General Details
Address: minecraftoffline.net
Version: 1.21.1
Permanent world – no resets
Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

High-Performance Hardware
Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the address minecraftoffline.net and version 1.21.1.

Q: Are there any resets on the world?

A: The world is permanent with no resets.

Q: Are cheating and griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What kind of hardware does the server use?

A: The server uses high-performance hardware including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

1.21.4, Argument, Bans, Civil, civil war, conservative agenda, cultural clash, demoralized white men, extremism, false hope, fighting for Israel, foot soldiers, genital mutilation, identity politics, movement, Political unrest, social battle, societal division, Trans, trans lunacy, trans movement, transgender rights, trump, War, White America

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Crops Grown:	8038	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question everything! Are you ready to nurture an atmosphere of chaos and fun? Ban genital mutilation or embrace it – the choice is yours! Our server is the perfect place to find the middle ground between extremes, leaving everyone slightly confused and entertained. Who needs a civil war when you can battle it out in Minecraft instead?

Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Kek, 2024Kek kino, 216, 216 seething, 216 seething over, 216 seething over Go, G.., go, Go>/g/, Kek, Kek kino, Kino, Minecraft, Seething, seething over, seething over Go, seething over Go>/g/, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!

academic pressure, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, financial dependence, ghostcraft, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, living abroad, Needed, personal growth, RSVP, self-care, sibling issues, student visa struggles, support system, toxic relationships, work-life balance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and ridiculous stories that will make you forget all about your sister’s never-ending demands.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting kicked out for standing up for yourself. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to babysit anyone’s kids unless you want to build a daycare in-game!

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato. Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

PayCheckCraft

achievement, Adulthood, budgeting, earnings, financial independence, financial literacy, first pay check, Investment, Memories, milestone, MONEY, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchases, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, self-reward, shopping, Splurge, young adult

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9960	Crops Grown:	6986
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Have you ever dreamed of spending your first paycheck on a virtual pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and embark on epic quests to earn that sweet, sweet paycheck to spend on the most ridiculous and fantastical items you can imagine. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted armor, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why waste your paycheck on boring stuff like bills and groceries when you can live out your wildest dreams in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

The Studio

16+, bedrock update, BUILD, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, Events, friendly community, gameplay, Join, marketplace, multiplayer, Nether Hub, nether roads, Server, Server Rules, smp, streaming, Studio, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Items Found:	4940	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mines Excavated:	3900

Minecraft Server Overview:

Neat Spawn	Check out the cool spawn area!
Marketplace	We are forming a marketplace for players to trade.
Nether Hub	Explore our nether hub and roads!
Age Requirement	Players must be 16+ to join.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I join the server?

To join the server, hop over to our discord and we will try to get you on the list as soon as possible. Join our Discord here.

What are some cool features of the server?

We have a neat spawn area, a marketplace, nether hub, and nether roads for players to explore and enjoy.

Is there an age requirement to join?

Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the server.

Zenless Zone Zero 1.21

Advanced Bounty, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Combat Intel, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, full details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Trailer, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	3127
Chimeras Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about the boring old servers, this one is like a storm of falling stars hitting your brain!

We got special programs, combat intel, and trailers that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events – it’s gonna be lit AF!

Plus, we got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a god in the game. And all the resources and useful links you could ever need, like seriously, it’s a goldmine of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, I promise!