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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3665 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6360 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, that’s right, the chickens are the rulers of this server and they demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to bust a move? Yeah, it’s lit AF down there. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s weirder than your Uncle Bob’s collection of garden gnomes, then come join us! Just remember, what happens on this server, stays on this server. And we don’t talk about it at family dinners.