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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8502 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Emeralds Found: | 9596 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, that’s right, the chickens are the rulers of this server and they demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to bust a move? Yeah, it’s lit AF down there. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s weirder than your Uncle Bob’s collection of garden gnomes, then come join us! Just remember, what happens on this server, stays on this server. And we don’t talk about it at family dinners.