Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Farms Harvested: 531 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

    The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

    But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

    And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Twink Fap Shack

    Crafty Twink Fap Shack
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Items Found: 3895
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

    Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Kik Kingdom

    Crafty Kik Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4509
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9914 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

    Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!
    Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Crops Grown: 3690 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at [Server Name] where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at [Server Name] and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

    CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ
    Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Fact Checkers

    Crafty Fact Checkers
    Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

    MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

    Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

    Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Farms Harvested: 103 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Unsatisfied Miners

    Unsatisfied Miners
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

    Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!
    Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

    Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!

    Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!
    Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Towns Built: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers and Gamers Unite!

    NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers and Gamers Unite!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chill with Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your virtual vtuber needs!

    Luxiem will serenade you with his angelic voice, Noctyx will keep you on your toes with his mysterious aura, ILUNA will dazzle you with her magical abilities, XSOLEIL will bring the sunshine wherever he goes, Krisis will keep you entertained with his wild antics, and Claude will claw his way into your heart.

    Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and heartwarming moments with these virtual superstars. And don’t forget to engage in fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting – it’s all encouraged here!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where the virtual meets the absurd in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, fellow vtuber enthusiasts!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DragonFarts: Where Thoughts on Dragons Roar!

    DragonFarts: Where Thoughts on Dragons Roar!
    Are you tired of boring old dragons just sitting around in other Minecraft servers? Well, our server takes dragons to a whole new level! Our dragons are trained in the ancient art of breakdancing and can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between dragons that will leave you in stitches!

    But that’s not all – our dragons also have a talent for stand-up comedy! Imagine a dragon telling jokes while breathing fire – now that’s entertainment! So if you’re a fan of dragons with a sense of humor, this is the server for you.

    And if you’re still not convinced, our dragons have also been known to host cooking shows where they whip up delicious meals using only their fiery breath. Who knew dragons were such talented chefs?

    So come join our server and experience the wacky world of dragons like never before. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about fire-breathing, breakdancing, stand-up comedy dragons!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5868 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Runes Activated: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 4144
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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