come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5893
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Shadow garden SMP

    Shadow garden SMP

    Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 4030
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

    The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

    Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

    Overview
    Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is The Gates of Valhalla? The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
    How do I join the server? You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
    Is there a Discord for the server? Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
    What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers? The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
    What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla? Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mines Excavated: 1159
    Magic Items Found: 2290 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

    Imperial Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2842 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • 24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

    24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

    Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 451 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6553

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

    RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP
    Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

    RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Magic Items Found: 2097
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 7906
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7195 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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