come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5897
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 188
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1511 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 88
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 252 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ores Mined: 6713
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1418 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8485 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Ace7MC

    Ace7MC

    Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

    Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

    Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Executed Network

    Executed Network

    Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP play.alathramc.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
    Website https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    • Custom Fishing
    • Towny
    • Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
    • Custom World
    • Custom Plugins
    • Movecraft
    • Brewing
    • Custom Mobs and Animals
    • Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

    For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I start my own town or city? Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
    Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra? Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
    Are there custom plugins on Alathra? Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
    Can I create moveable ships on Alathra? Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
    Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra? Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Boss Minecraft Server

    Boss Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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