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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1805 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 4285 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. yep, you heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.
our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. and don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re out here hosting fashion shows and beauty pageants.
if you wanna be part of the most wacky, wild, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over! just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be sucked into a world of absolute madness and mayhem. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored again, right?