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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1649 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6691 |
Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!
Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.
So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.