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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8305 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9907 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!
Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.
So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.