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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4456 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!
Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.
So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.