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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9231 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 883441 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)