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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1028 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)