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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3300 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 9457 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)