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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7301 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4488 | Farms Harvested: | 216 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)