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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1393 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)