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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 514 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)