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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8693 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Crops Grown: | 1802 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Star Shards Collected: | 249 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)