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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3572 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)