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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6486 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 84 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)