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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9936 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)