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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5363 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 220 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)