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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7228 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1573 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)