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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 444 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3420 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8450 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 157831 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)