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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1789 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 190 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 198 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)