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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3492 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)