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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9646 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 685561 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)