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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3677 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)