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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4547 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Votes: | 1761 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)