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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5891 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)