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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2323 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4368 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)