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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7553 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 402182 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)