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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1998 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9932 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)