FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

play.mcpvp.com

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Potions Brewed:	62
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	1891
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	231
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

play.plussycraft.net

Kratos Minecraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

kratosminecraft.strangled.net

Givmehdiamonds Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crops Grown:	2806

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

mc.givmehdiamonds.com

AsiaCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

mc.asia-craft.net

Craftsylvania

Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

craftsylvania.g.nfoservers.com

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

crafteemc.com

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

server.minesworn.com

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4094
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

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mc.Molly.com

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

mc.hcserver.com

JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	4405
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

play.jimomc.com

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

play.embersmp.com

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

hc.hollowcraft.online:25568

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

mvplay.minehost.pro:25644

CyberMC

Creative, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

CyberrMC.com