FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	9697	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	7

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	850184
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	3156	Secret Passages Found:	6

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	9982	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Votes:	5810	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6083
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Potions Brewed:	163
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1993	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	3315	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9328	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

spiralgn.net

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

crystalcove.mcserver.us