FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Buildings Constructed:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5768	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7950
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5400	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Farms Harvested:	146	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Ores Mined:	6588
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
New Chunks Explored:	816297	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	3250	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.