FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	238	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2549	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4922	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	666	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	6255
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2348
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	185

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8343
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.