FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	399342	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	3956	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3545	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	3548

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.