FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5840
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crops Grown:	1472	Zombie Dances:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2896
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5655
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Potions Brewed:	51
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.