Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mines Excavated:	2101
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	4532

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WarCraftMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is a battleground of epic proportions, where players fight for glory, honor, and the last slice of virtual pizza. We have factions waging wars over who has the best pet llama, and alliances forming over who can build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems, and a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to overthrow the ruling class of pigs.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Villages Defended:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBedBloopers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineCraft Server: /fgo alter/ – Altering Fate/Grand Order

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than summoning the “Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus)”? Well, look no further because our server is like a singularity repair support campaign for your gaming needs! Join us on a journey more wild than a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline and experience adventures crazier than a Damage Calculator gone haywire.

Our server is so lit, it’s like a Rateup in FGO JP on steroids! Future Materials Spreadsheet? We’ve got that covered. FGO Event Compendium? We’ve got it all. Drop Rates? We’ve got the inside scoop. Our server is like the FGO Raw Database of Minecraft servers – full of hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So if you’re ready to level up your gaming experience and embark on a quest more thrilling than a Summoning “Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)” Pickup Summon, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s gonna be a ride crazier than a berserker on a sugar rush!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cyber Security News Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild ride through the Nether, with more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret alliances that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation mishap. Plus, our information sources are so reliable, they make Herobrine look like a noob. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SexualFlexMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to show off your best sexual flex in the virtual world. From building giant phallic structures to creating pixelated love nests, the possibilities are endless! Who needs diamonds when you can have a good time with your blocky buddies? So come on, join us and let your Minecraft fantasies run wild!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Guideless Minecraft Server

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BabyCraftLand

Updated October 30, 2024

HezbollahHaterCraft

Updated October 30, 2024

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

Minecraft Server Information

Overview

Features

Rules

FAQ

Updated October 30, 2024

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Updated October 30, 2024

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

Updated October 30, 2024

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

Updated October 30, 2024

CraftyLoveLifeFix

Updated October 30, 2024

WarCraftMinecraftSMP

Updated October 30, 2024

BlockyBedBloopers

Updated October 30, 2024

MineCraft Server: /fgo alter/ – Altering Fate/Grand Order

Updated October 30, 2024

Cyber Security News Minecraft SMP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3