Fabulous Miners: Where the only thing more toxic than creepers is the chat! 1.20.X

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Alfred’s Whitelisted Server
Server Type	Whitelisted
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Features	Enhanced vanilla mechanisms (sethome, tpa) Leveling system for perks/commands Fishing system with new fish Server shop and player chest shops Collectable mob heads

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can send in your application via the Discord server discord.gg/fabulous
Who is allowed to join?	Anyone who can contribute with positivity and kindness
Are there any restrictions on features?	The server aims to keep features limited for simplicity.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Towns Built:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

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Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3396
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7445	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7369	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6949
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3184
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Crew Corner

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.