Fabulous Miners: Where the only thing more toxic than creepers is the chat! 1.20.X

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Alfred’s Whitelisted Server
Server Type	Whitelisted
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Features	Enhanced vanilla mechanisms (sethome, tpa) Leveling system for perks/commands Fishing system with new fish Server shop and player chest shops Collectable mob heads

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can send in your application via the Discord server discord.gg/fabulous
Who is allowed to join?	Anyone who can contribute with positivity and kindness
Are there any restrictions on features?	The server aims to keep features limited for simplicity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	202
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crops Grown:	6330

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	4048	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

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Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Divine Spears Created:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.