Ez2EnterHrd2Exit – Minecraft SMP

bind, challenge, conundrum, Difficult, Dilemma, EASY, entrapment, Escape, Ez2EnterHrd2Exit, FIX, Maze, Minecraft, predicament, puzzle, quandary, smp, sticky situation, Struggle, tight spot, trap

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Our Minecraft SMP server, of course! Once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or skeletons that come your way. Plus, they’re hilarious to watch in action.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

3. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

4. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the rainbow unicorn pig. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s as amazing as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	8264

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6209	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	133	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1412	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Potions Brewed:	161

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Potions Brewed:	108	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Farms Harvested:	970
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Items Found:	8104
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Crops Grown:	9656	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

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