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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3587 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6178 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5647 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!