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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4950 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Mines Excavated: | 4576 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6390 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!