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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 245 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.