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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6832 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.