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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1024 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.